Smiley Face Man, Smiley Face Man
If he can't smile, nobody can.
Can he swing from a web?
No he can't, he has no limbs,
That didn't rhyme,
but I'm running out of time.
He went to the store and got a job.
Two days later he got robbed.
He chased this one guy out the store.
And turned the TV to channel 4.
This doesn't make any sense, I know,
But that just be the way I roll!
He met a guy named Charlie Sheen
Who made him from cuz he was mean.
Now he's very depressed and stuff.
Slipknot has a song salled "Snuff".
I met Smiley a year ago.
He shit on my couch and called me a hoe.
Have you ever watched Desperate Houswives?
I'm not sure, but I think I own twelve knives.
Smiley was happy for a while,
Until he saw Justin Bieber smile.
Smiley killed a lagy bug,
And then he gave her one big hug
He used to work at Wal-Mart,
Then he heard a lady fart.
The cat in the hat was in my house,
And he looked down yo momma's blouse!
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
By the picture of Miley in her underwear.
Smiley dances, Smiley sings.
You wanna see my ding-a-ling?
People don't know what they're talking about.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
But one day, Smiley bumped his head,
And now he sits in special ed.