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I am the epitemee of awesomness!!!


DefinitionEdit

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Awesomeness = Yes

Webster's dictionary definition: Brandon

Awesomness is an unstoppable force of nature that showers and empowers things that are awesome. Things that are awesome have an advantage because they are more likely to be stolen. People who are awesome have an advantage because nobody on earth can be as high on the food chain of Life as they are. Dogs who are awesome have no advantage.

Once upon a time, there was a happy puppet. He was very very happy and loved to make people laugh. He fell in love and got married to a female happy puppet. they were the most beautiful couple ever! But one day, on All Hallow's Eve, the happy puppet discovered that the female happy puppet was in love with another male happy puppet! This angered the happy puppet. He pinned her to a table, grabbed a knife, cut her open, pulled out all her stuffing, fed it to worms, and then sold the worms on eBay. And they all lived happily ever afteradklhjgaepi

History Of The TermEdit

WHO IS JOHN LENNON!!!!

I am

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Dude- an infected hair on an elephants butt.

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Nowhere to go. Not leaving. Not going. I'm not kissing you goodbye.

People take for granted the fact that Chuck Norris is NOT as awesome as Bruce Lee. Oh, and Rush Hour 2 is a good movie because of Chris Tucker. Nobody has ver seen an ostritch eat a giraffe before except for me!! This is because I, unlike you, have awesomeness there to entertain me>

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Article SummaryEdit

You sit there in your heartache

Waiting on some beautiful boy to

To save you from your old ways

You play forgiveness. Watch it now, here he comes!

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus

But he talks like a gentleman

Like you imagined when you

Were young

Can we climb this mountain? I don't know

Higher now than ever before
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Cory the wolfbitch

I know we can make it if we take it slow

Let's take it easy, easy now, watch it go!

We're burning down a highway skyline

On the back of a hurricane

That started turning when you

Were young

When you

Were young

They say the devil's water, it ain't so sweet

You don't have to drink right now

But you can dip your feet every once in a little while

You sit there in your heartache

Waiting on some beautiful boy to

To save you from your old ways

You play forgiveness. Watch it now, here he comes!

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus

But he talks like a gentleman

Like you imagined when you

Were young

(Talks like a gentleman)

(Like you imagined when)

When you

Were young

I said he doesn't look a thng lke Jesus

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus

But more than you'll ever know

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