I am the epitemee of awesomness!!!
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Awesomeness = Yes
Awesomness is an unstoppable force of nature that showers and empowers things that are awesome. Things that are awesome have an advantage because they are more likely to be stolen. People who are awesome have an advantage because nobody on earth can be as high on the food chain of Life as they are. Dogs who are awesome have no advantage.
Once upon a time, there was a happy puppet. He was very very happy and loved to make people laugh. He fell in love and got married to a female happy puppet. they were the most beautiful couple ever! But one day, on All Hallow's Eve, the happy puppet discovered that the female happy puppet was in love with another male happy puppet! This angered the happy puppet. He pinned her to a table, grabbed a knife, cut her open, pulled out all her stuffing, fed it to worms, and then sold the worms on eBay. And they all lived happily ever afteradklhjgaepi
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WHO IS JOHN LENNON!!!!
I am
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Dude- an infected hair on an elephants butt.
Dude, How Long Has My Underwear Been Showing?
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Nowhere to go. Not leaving. Not going. I'm not kissing you goodbye.
People take for granted the fact that Chuck Norris is NOT as awesome as Bruce Lee. Oh, and Rush Hour 2 is a good movie because of Chris Tucker. Nobody has ver seen an ostritch eat a giraffe before except for me!! This is because I, unlike you, have awesomeness there to entertain me>
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Article Summary
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You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save you from your old ways
You play forgiveness. Watch it now, here he comes!
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentleman
Like you imagined when you
Were young
Can we climb this mountain? I don't know
Higher now than ever before
Cory the wolfbitch
I know we can make it if we take it slow
Let's take it easy, easy now, watch it go!
We're burning down a highway skyline
On the back of a hurricane
That started turning when you
Were young
When you
Were young
They say the devil's water, it ain't so sweet
You don't have to drink right now
But you can dip your feet every once in a little while
You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save you from your old ways
You play forgiveness. Watch it now, here he comes!
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentleman
Like you imagined when you
Were young
(Talks like a gentleman)
(Like you imagined when)
When you
Were young
I said he doesn't look a thng lke Jesus
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But more than you'll ever know